Nursery Wonders

This man kept wishin that the devil would come
and take his wife and oldest son
Old Andy Kay Keeter Snapoose

Finally one day the devil he came to take his wife and oldest son.
Old Andy Kay Keeter Snappose

He put her down to take a rest,
She throwed up her arms and hugged him the best.
Old Andy Kay Keeter Snapoose

He took her to the gates of hell she bid her friends and all farewell.
Old Andy Kay Keeter Snapoose

One little devil came rattling a chain,
She picked up a club and beat out his brains.
Old Andy Kay Keeter Snapoose

One little devil peeked over the wall
And said take her back pappy she'll murder us all.
Old Andy Kay Keeter Snapoose

Have you seen the ghost of John?
All white bones with the skin all gone
Oooh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on, no skin on?

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.

2

O Lord, our God, arise,
Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall.
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On thee our hopes we fix:
God save us all.

3

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the Queen.

4

>From every latent foe,
>From the assassins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

5

Lord grant that Marshal Wade
May by thy mighty aid
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
And like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the Queen!

Wreck the walls and fences, Golly.
Fa-la-la-la-lah, la-la-la-lah
Isn't trick or treating Jolly?
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah
Strip that tree, slash that tire,
Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-lah
Trip that old man with a wire,
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah

Dressed in sheets and odd apparel,
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah
Can't tell Jack from Max or Carol,
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah
Which is good for no one else can,
Fa-la-lah, La-la-lah, La-la-lah
Just like gorwn-ups play Ku Klux Klan,
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah.